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People! People! People!, L Quirk Loose Shoe!!, J Quirk Danny Darts, Michael Ritchie Darts weren't drunk enough, SeamusMcB. I'm so in your head, JayBear Falling Into it..., Steven Finger She just kills my game, Just a Girl Too Much, Jeff Legendre Must be my new Soft Tip Darts, Rex McKay Ones and fives are black holes, Bullseye Ed Crisps, Rappers The wind blew it, Carol Bretz The Wire, David Bennett I missed the wave, K-zone Sexy Distraction, Jim Cosmas Glare, Steve Too Close, Tim Wife, Andrew Kenny, Ed Knigge Too tight!, David One for the Guys, Triple Trace My shafts were loose, James Kliber Too Much Ben-Gay, Nate Porath Snagger, Shawn "Polter" Geist No Smoking in NY , Rick Conditions, Goose Voodoo darts, Pete Russell Brass engrained in hand, Gary J Baker Dart Elbow, Gary J Baker My First Dart was in my way., Geek Girl From Mars Mrs Santa, Rob To much Jewerly, Jackie Good Luck Charm, Dave IF I, Johnny Burge Its my darts , Jimmy Flurry More Aiming Fluid!, CrashnBurn Nice Motorskills, CrappyDarts This Damn Dress is Killing me, TheDartdoG Throwing Walnuts, Carol Payne Air waves, Andy Arm, Dave C I was flashed, Tom Abell Condensation!, Doug Griffin Brought the wrong specs, Darren Cotterell Junky Darter, Krazyeyzkillah Drunk darts, Lilliewbush Damn those girlie darts!!, Audra Amos Gumped it all up!, Double A I can't find my dart game!, Audra Amos I can't throw in high heels!, Audra Amos It's too smokey in here!, Audra Amos Call 911..I've been robbed!!, Audra Amos Who turned off the magnet?, Audra amos Someone pissed off the dartgod, Audra Amos Equilibrium?, Cease Tramatized for life, Zipper Ceiling Fans/ A/C on too high, Peter Buch Stupid Doors, Andrew Roper I need more aiming fluid, Shane Ross Beer, BILL Mini-me, Inccurate Beer Only Bar! NeedTequila! , Sherry Hindmarsh three hedgehogs, rony togan What's the Point, Dusty How Did I Win, Rony togan oppisite team too many fouls, Big Blackwater ANTHONENE, Anthonene Teammates, captbob Cards, rony togon Music, Dusty Foul!, Josh Thomas Really bad music, Ken Garafalo Flying in the Wrong direction?, Ken Garafalo Other people, Eric Footy, Jude Aiming juice, CJ Damn magnet, dartloser How did you get there?, Chuck Gol damn it Dad!!, Chad Flash Gordon It's FREEZING in here!, Doreen To Many Beverages, Gordon Matson Dale-ism, Kaz Ricks Classic!!, Ken B. Crowd, Rex McKay Ballymena Bubbler, The Vulchar 2 Tight, BARTZ Hit wall below dart board, Bill ( Wally ) Turner Crocodile hunter, Todd Caption Limp Wrist , Caton Hume Damn darts, Mark "dog" I left my brain at work, Mark "dog" Used, Mike Doubles, Norm June Bug, Buddy Kerns Darts Have Left The Building, Joela Caldwell 2 bucks, cheap dart lesson, Joela Caldwell 15 gets you 20 except in 01, Joela Caldwell My darts will come in time &, Joela Caldwell O1...Most Points Wins Right?, Joela Caldwell Time for New Darts!, Joela Caldwell Oooops!, Joela Caldwell Who Moved The Board , Joela Caldwell Blonde Blunder!, Joela Caldwell If I shot what I talk, I would, Joela Caldwell You're Lucky I Missed!, Joela Caldwell Why i am poo, nick abdy 64 oz mugs of draft 7hrs, C B (LL) Batteries, Rob Young Playing beer, Gumby Gas Attack!, Ron Mckay Can't See the #&*^#% Board !!, Rex McKay My parrot grabed the dart, baracus Just an excuse, Deuce Dart Fluid, bethadadarts Stinky Score Keepper, Joedy Karaoke Singers, Brian Spieker The NFL rules of darts..., S. Prescott Bagpipes, Travis Spiked Beer, Shane Arthritis, M.T Glass Biological Warfare, Kriz Kristiansen U.F.O. ?, Don Crile I hit what I threw at!!, Mike Grills There was no way i was FROZE, Iceman Doggie, Slaughterhouse Watery Eyes, Wayne Burke She was too fine., Paul B Dancers Fault, Southerngentleman Soft to Steel Conversion, John Dart Therapy, sara I am too on!, Marty Fat wires, big ken 3rd Dart Downdraft, captain1america Concentration, Nick Cher on the juke!, Traveller I play the way I feel, Vernon Oop`s waar`s my dart, Elanor My arm is seer, Curt Bed & Breakfast., Ross Damn wires., Ross I struggled with my doubles, Leon My scoring was off, Adrian Something wrong with my grip, Rajan I take long to get warm, Charlie I don`t know what`s wrong , Leon It`s not my fault, Jimmy I play happy darts, Vernon Empty glasses, Blind Badger Nonce!, Noncy Webb Not thinking, Ramon Quinones going thur a major change, Jim Poliquin Did u c the hooters on that?, bean Having a good time, Karl We lost-because of sympothy, husker So sorry, husker Aiming is Everything, Shane Dupuy Promises, Promises...., RTon80 Oops- Dax Wright Oops, Dax Wright Ny mets opener........, Greg Wheel allignment, Rodney East Guidance System Failure!, Dartomon Well attempted poorly executed, Ron poore felloverinroad, Benjamin.l.Smith a.k.a the cat Need a Beer, Jim the Losser What can you do?, Kevin Connell Damn It Donnie!, DDC The Redhead at the bar, Coop "ArmorAll" on my fingers!, Scott Kingsbury Wrong Flights, Paul 'The Game' Hurst Wife in Labor, Dan-o McKeown Darts are not properly sighted, Johnny Boy moonstruck, ralph bradshaw Joe's My Partner, The Gamehen I kicked someone, Mark Hoppy Hamilty Had to make bladder gladder!, CC Having a Blonde Day, dartONEder A new set of DARTS!, Arnold Almanza Distracted by Foxy Barmaid, Paul "Whipping Boy" Webb The Cleavage on that firl, Timmy Foret Someone turned up the heat, David Maddams Sun in my eyes, Sherry Hindmarsh My partner sucks, Frank Wolfe Zepp, Crowbar Sleeves, Gusto Thrown Out, Big Dan Something else, Paul Bennison Spin Rotation of Earth, Paul Bennison It's not my fault, James Forty Flicked my ear...., Matthew Cold Hands, Rex Girlie Darts, Carrie Thought We Were Going Bowling , TheDartdoG The wall, jamie clare I can't find my Contacts!, The Savage Soft-tip's, John McCauley Lights are a little low, Mick Lynch Is this throw line regulation?, Mick Lynch It was the WIND, Shawn "Polter" Geist I hit a semitruck doing 103ph, Scott Spayde Partner stinks, teleport Wins every time!, I'm only 15! 2 much Practice, Betty Anne Walter These are not my darts !, neciebaby Too Many Jalapenos, FireButt Talking over the fence , Neighbors Dart Team 19s Force Field is ON, Sir Miss Allot Over the beer curve, Dave the "Bulldog" Couldn't stand very well!!, Missy Williams Waldo!, Jeff Tripped over my Tounge, MAC Fly landed on my nose!!, Jeff Moor Now i know why!, irish bob How do you like me now", Irish Bob Beer too WwarmARM, Fat Out of Dart Fuel, D Darts I FORGOT MY DARTS, Damn Pretty Gone With The "wind", Tim Petri Juggled, D5CAT Hooters, RALPH Hooters Bob Jones The Darts God is mad, Bob Jones Bartman's drunk again, Cornhollio It owes me!!, Squeaky Nuddy bar, KEVIN CONNELL It was the wind, Nick Agostini That Bluddy Roam Fubber, Dave McKay I've been playing too long, the bureau Haven't reached my limit, Susan Larson I thought that was closed, J PAR Lost my balance, J MAC Power failure, kevin connell The Draft, dartguru2000 Purchase, Craig 'Sandy' Alexander Beer goggles / liquid accuracy, Randy Badasstelli In the way, Bas Linders Aiming Fluid #1, Karl M. Hartman The Thing About Darts, Karl M. Hartman Magical Numbers, SNiPER Too much lip !, Heather W Barametric pressure dropped, Jason Pearce O.J.'s Cornucopia, Golan Rowe Darts Failure II, Ramon "RED BULL" Darts failure, Ramon "RED BULL" My Contacts Dried out Again, ShortyPimp I was aiming for the trip 18, Guess Who? Him, DAVE W. Blood, Terry Marsh Stupid Cats, A Nonny Mousse My drinking team, k. garrad Board Not Aligned Properly, Scott N. Why, mcweimar Should i try next time, joel chmielak Miss More Hat Tricks..., Dave23inc O.T.B.A., Mark (Dartman) Robare I was right there!, Bubba I Play best in the dark, Rob Scudieri Because I'm short, Linda Scudieri Somebody moved the Numbers!, Steve Gonzalez Cough, Philip Too Short., freddy Why?, Joe Egger (Jakes Stage Door) Dickey, Jerry Dickey Move the Moose, Kevin Biddinger Staring problem, Kevin Biddinger Shrunk, Toneighty My partner wears a dress, R. Wiliiam (Willie) Geckler Leaned to far forward, Stevo Too many wires, MIke Draper No Car, Toneighty My team bit me!, Joye Who Stage Fright!, Chris Smith I'm Useless!, Chris Smith I lost because..., Chris Smith Was wearing bowling shoes !, Just Me The Dart GOD dosen"t like me., John Tadej Una Mas, janice hernandez Spot darts stink, R. Riebel to little, frans titulaer Buddy Greer won't shut up!, WEBDEB Dumb Luck!, Denzig Because I was wearing a jacket, Curious George Fiddle too much, Shawnie Oscillating fan!, SKA Bulls too low!, The Bullshooter It got drunk out, Toy Bine At least one stuck, Ninner Bine Stumble, Toy Bine "CAMEL TOE", Don Artimez What game are we playing?, Caton Hume It was a professional Pass!!, Caton Hume Which player was I?, Caton Hume Really Bad Karoeke, Ed Dubreuil Gone with the wind, Danger Don Reeser Bad 80's flashback, FarsaseGSM A guy FLIPPED!, Rodley Damn wires, george hoyt Henry Magee, Snug Harbor Board was crooked, chris roberts Fridge, Liam Rice Sid Waddell and Jim Bowen, Gary Eccleston Out of ShinerBock, Michael M. Had To Pee, J.P. Loveless Too many dart groupies, Bill Bartlett Can we skip bulls!!, Ray Furlong Wires were too thick, Ray Furlong Tripped over my beer can, Amy Iggens Why I never win, SBERGEDOG Tipsy, Ken Rushlow My mom is watching me, Stephel Verano Bad Aim dude, dartninja The Shoes!!, Mike from Jeremiah's An Angel Blew My Ear, Stephel Unbeerable, bob mello 8....ohhhh...18 Damn!, Andrew Persoff "L" on forehead, honda Knickers, Kris 'Stone Cold' Parker Cheese, Kris Parker

Donny shut up, hehehe Bad opponent, Phil Domitrowsky Beer, chris edelman TILT, Thomas Sadler Bowling Thumb, Jasper Jones Cause,, MRRN Oh!! Those numbers!, Mike D. Shadows On The Wall, Joe Throw Shoes, stef Spree, yankee Hey, this is my first time., Rick O. Operator Angularity, Chappy Slappnutts Partner Has No Bra On!, Dan Kendall Boogers, Tiny in Texas Lighting, Himer Read the package..., FarsaseGSM I was just a Jody hair off!!, Gwen Waldron Hey Hey I'm all shookup!!, Edward Darbonne Board is too small, Jessie Jorgenson age 16 Poltergist again, T.Villan The line tripped me, Fergesort Flight caught my shoulder, duffer sandtrap Cross wind caught my flight!, Chris Stone Bullseye's too small, Fergesort Not enough to drink, TOM S. Sex, Not enuff sex.... Cable at the bar ..., Kevin Vena Bill Gates again ..., Kevin Vena I'm a Bachelor so ..., Kevin Vena Encourageable Darts!!, Sandi Curtis Bonus Darts !, Mug Given Driggs Did It !, Squeaky He was blind!!, COWBOY Someone Cheated, Dwayne Blount "Too close to the airport", Dan Kendall The Tale of the Bounce, Sandy Griffiths Wrong Trip 20, DAVID PIERCE He made it, Doc Finishes?, Rob Higgins My wife, oops Sweet tooth, Danger Don Reeser Three words, Joey "SEE YA!" Delgado Ladies Luck, John T Bruce M. talks when I throw!, Emily Johnson The board never lies , Phi No Dart Time, stsilicon@aol.com I Stink, Izzy Wife, Rob O Dart Store Mishap, Rob O Who stoled my tips!, John I knew what my score was!, Ferry Blommesteijn Laugh to long, Died Laughing Fan did it, Granny Willie's excuse, sue sue & willie Danger Level, Donkey Wearing no Panties, Ronny Brown Damn Happy Hour!, Flobius Spagetti arm, Tanisha Rajaniemi Dizzy-spell, Hu$tler Sun Spots, The Doctor Run-away S.C.U.D., Squeaky Carl Farted, MIKE KANE Budda's Belly, ALLEN MORRIS 1 or 20, William Coker Uneven, Helen Carran Planet Alignment, Dave Kremer Where's my beer?, firehawk Watching My Wife, Mike Edwards Pool-players, Jcannon & Pshaughnessy SOJU, Jcannon & Pshaughnessy Poor lighting, Erik Heiin Dog ate my darts, DMAC in CA Carl Mercer was behind me, Pam Riddell Bra Interference, Ethel Wind Sheer, Jim Haworth Foobar, Joe Abney playing dart god & dart jesus , ceejay Earthquake, Sean Call SOUTHPAW, Dick Roper Warmup, Charlie Snow Religion, Herb (The Hammer) B I needed what?, Keith W Glasses, Cal Conniff Freeze Rule, mike BELL MELL 3 Kay was here again, BOB THORPE LSD, Tommy Tripp Look out for the "KIND", BRUSTERHAT WAS KIND OF THEM Damn flights, Farfrumluzen-Jeff The other guy, Farfrumluzen-Steve Surgery, Farfrumluzen-Bert clinton made me do it, ICameron Sun Got in my Eyes, BOB THORPE Attitude, Troy Sauers Stupid Dog, Strider New Darts, Bryan "just there" Wolfe If not cheating your not tryin, buttofuoco Chicken Wing, DON CRILE Undue pressure..., Ackster Chicks, bonzai That was THEIR Score???, JOhn C. Instant Karma, Andrew Annese Boots, Michel Wenmakers Partner sucked, rambo elmira, NY No Jimi On Juke, jeff gilmore aka "chilibone" Watching, Guni Darn Board Just SPUN !!, Errol E-Man ( T80thrower) Someone moved the target, Eddie Ignacio My excuse:, Dale I don't play soft tip! , Larry J. The dart hit my face., Frank Blondin I'm sorry, Carlos "Held it too long", Diome Garrucho "IT moved!", Vincent V. Garrucho The Team won't stop buyin!, A Conn My partner had gas, Mike Dickey Competition Sucked, Patrick Boland Lost rubber, no grip, Leona Soares Grip, Leona Soares Perephial Hearing Impaired, Reeanna Morris Big Tits, Me Cannot Check Tonight, Ace Phan I think it's dead., Brat Darts, smarts!, Steve I cut off my finger..., Spike Rat Dart Juice, David W. Gatchel He drank from my glass!, Spike Taking it easy, Bert "Dartman"Blare The Opponent was behind me!, V.KOKKINAKIS Something moved, C.Heatseeker Wrong Knee, Len A fly landed on my tip, Denise Athans Not my Darts, Kurk Fowler Pager went off, Dennis Geldbach Looking for a new sport, Annie Lopez El nino, ken klein Not Enough Lube, Glen Culver Damm those were big, bob castillo It was sabotage, I tell ya..., UnkFrank Nice Clump, JJ Martin I need Lefty Darts, Jim Martin Wake Turbulence, Jim Martin Beer, Rocky Rogers My Darts felt to light!!, Barbara Bestgen I didn't Like my Team !, Barbara Bestgen DATSQUAFFLEWOOD !, David Sorkin I need new Darts!!, Chris (badplay) Jones Cause I'm the Queen of Close!, Karen Smith Realized i really suck'd :), billy shearin Friggin' Belch, Brian Nance Hurricane AC, Ray (drunkonmyassagain) Brown Gravity Storm, Rick Anthony Astrological mishap, big al "the african child" Comic relief, Daisy Lea Yaon Should of , Mike Hoskey Floor tricks, Foo Foo My Opponents a Pro!, BEN NATIVIDAD JR TV Camera Lights Too Bright, Ben Natividad Jr. Non-alchoholic, Wendy Smith Lefty darts, Glen Cornelison That damned gnome....", Amanda "Banana" Brice The accident, Oskar Wrong Flights!, John Drago Wabbits Cube, Tony Moree Earthquake, Steve Groping, The Dude Wrong socks, Brian Lonsbary Bar Math, Ron Barnes A game? A SHOW!, Dado Blew a Hemi !, DELGYVER A wasp?, Peter Lindstedt I Pissed Off The Dart God!!, Marty Joyce nextadarts, Ken Dishon spontaneous combustion, donkeyboy The Big L, J Mc Shotguns Bar & Grill, Les Vandever People Breething to hard., Christopher "Happy" Lloyd Steel and Electicity, Mark Fox The voices in my head!!, Robert Tennyson Feng Shui all wrong, Karen Pollard Bud Darts, Al Yates Chalker's nose, vd/kg My hand hit the brim of my cap, Danny Levy Lost the flip., Pat in vanc. usa "No excuses needed", Brenny Banned from bar, Ray Petritus Not Enough Aiming Oil, DOUG EICKHOFF GAME NOT LONG ENOUGH, KURT BURGERS Broken Wrist/Arm, Grayce Wingen IT WAS THAT LOUD NON-MUSIC, JOHN DOWDEN Low pressure zone, Paul Schex Pinball, Paul Schexnayder Not Drunk Enough!!, catchphrase@hotmail.com The Scorer had big Boobs, Mike Nappi Smoke, kahn Had to pee, Brandon Williams Not Me!, Robbie Makely damn country music, MARK HAMILTON Because I'm a Twat, Guy Keith-Miller Darts need calibrated, Chris Shanks Yips, CAREY MILLER Hopkins Disease, Mike Meggitt (buck80) The Wall, Rui Fonseca Too much carpet, mrdarts Somebody's Watching Me!, Ian Kerr The Board's Not Blurry Enough , Monica Nelson SDS (Stiff Dart Syndrome), Monique Wife Sold my Darts!, Rick Osgood I had a blonde moment!, Mikeee P The Sun Got in my Eyes!, Mikeee P Nude Pygmies!, Mikeee P I'm Broke!, Steve A. The wires are thicker, Babs I try too hard, Dart Goddess Ceiling Fans Theory, Steve Toscano Spin, Sketch-athstyle@sprynet.com My insole was crooked, BATMAN See authors name......., "Holly" Bad case of CHS, Me A Perfect 9 Dart Game !, Petri Nieminen It slipped, Jamie Oskin ( capt.crunch ) I burned my finger, BullsAway@aol.com The Boards too far away, Colin Dunnigan my beeper went off!, david waltimyer Batteries not Included, Rachel Thorson Opponent's Silent But Deadly, "Soho Dave" Sally syndrome, Paul Mirialakis Ceiling Fan, Virginia Daly Too Sober, Angus Rat Rejection Button, Willi Heinermann Millimeters, SÈrgio Oliveira Glasses, Andy Huletz Smoke in Bar ,Eyes keep tearin, Al Cotto Astrology, Darthoilio 30 degrees off, Bill Cook double vision, dartless don I can't see!, Swam o Bongo's, Justin Whiteman aka Bongo Boy Contraction, Shar Roberts Truck ran out of gas, Mike No Cigarettes, Mike Watts Gravity, Bill Fyler 26 is my lucky number, Chuck O'Malley No gum!, Justin Hannah Practice, Dartholio Didja see that blonde, Jim Braid Dead brother, Jim Van Slyke Lucky Dart, Allan Mandaville Smoke, Les Vandever I Don't want to win anyway, Jim Sattelite interference, Jackson Hardy I didn't mean too..., Doobie Morphnik Lost It, Arthur B It's The Beer Curve!, Smokey Stover Psycho, John Steele SFO Have no lipstick on!!, Judy Withers Ate a chicken wing, mc slinger Mustang Girls , George Wright Wind Shear, tom germany "My Darts or Yours?", April Star Gravity Wave, David Cox Law , David Roy Andrews I tripped over the foul line!, Stacy Brooks Too Tight, Debra Powers Drunks Screaming in Dart Hall, John Parker esq. Poor lighting, Albert Webb grease from opponent, Ben Czekanski Scuds, Carlos Leute Wrong Church..., Andy Stazi Datsquafflewood !, David Sorkin Why did I miss?, Rod Mendez Drew blood, Lynn Kelly Nose, Alle Ness Stepped on line, adamsmasher It's all in your altitude, Rob McLaughlin Damn Karaoke, Andi Childers Food oil on finger, dewitt@concentric.net Lefty, Robert Butler Floorboards, Stephan Jokisch E.T., Mike T. There was this UFO..., James Herring The drum did it, Anonymous Math Impaired..., Cathy Moeschet Booze, Tom Harrison Bugs, Tom Harrison Faulty Guidance System Darn Triple 7's, Glen B Elliott Roach motel, Ronda Gibson Cross-winds, Karl Kuenning Dead Battery, Chris Sawyer cheater -- cheater, Gizmo Goyen The Sun Was in My Eyes, Phil Thornton Stupid, Robert Adams My Contact 's Popped Out , Mark "Skippy"McCormick TDS (3rd Dart Syndrom), Mike Kinnell The Loss, Rick Beedle Why I'm here, Rob Byrne Science, John Mearns Stevie wonder, Sean Speakman Too much aiming fluid ,or not?, Jeff Barthlow Hate darts, Jaime Shackelford Wrong shoes, Colleen Donners Beer Belly, John Buffet Humidity, John Sedore 2nd dart first, Clifford Myatt Jr. New Rx Needed, Lance Kent Overtrained , Tom Austin World Turning, Ger Donners Rushing?, Bill Lindner Custer, Nate Knuth Darn Magnets, Willi Heinermann Distraction, Steve Littenberg Is it bad eyesight or drukeness?, Chrissi-D Next Time, Bruce Gerber Electronic Dartboards, Anonymous Over concentrated, Gerard van Hulzen Failed to follow Gump's Rule!, Rick Mentecky Women, Sake and Japanese, Chris Bryden Naked Women, Keith Waldrop

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