This Darts Excuse submitted by John at 7:47 PM on 3/25/98.
Soft Tip Darts (Played on an electronic auto-scoring dartboard)
At the end of a very thirsty evening, went to shoot a game of darts. Well I took the darts, threw the darts, and for some unknown reason had ZERO points. Turned around to a cavalcade of laughter. Thus came the saying "who stole my tips"