This Excuse submitted by Amanda "Banana" Brice at 9:58 PM on 9/17/97.
Soft Tip Darts (Played on an electronic auto-scoring dartboard)
That damned gnome grabbed my ass again! This has been an excuse heard many times while my friends and I play darts. The story of the gnome started when someone grabbed Adam's butt and didn't want to take the blame. So the gnome got the blame. Now, whenever anything goes wrong or someone gets a good cheek squeezin', it's all that damned little gnome's fault.