This Darts Excuse submitted by The Doctor at 9:47 AM on 3/13/98.
Soft Tip Darts (Played on an electronic auto-scoring dartboard)
Red's Novelty Ltd.
West Allis, WI (USA)
Low hearing aide battery. Dirty contact lens. Line was way too close to the other board. Slanted Floor. Triple 20 segment was missing from the board. Someone switched the double 16 and double 8. Diet beer. Need I say more?