This Excuse submitted by Jackson Hardy at 3:47 PM on 2/12/97.
Steel Point Darts (Thrown at a Bristle Dartboard)
Lakeland Area Dart Association
Lakeland, Florida USA
When my team is in a close match at our "home" bar we have resorted to using an effective strategy of turning on the bar's sattelite TV to the "X-Rated" movie channel. That elicited the following excuse: " Sattelite Interference "