This Excuse submitted by Dartholio at 11:21 AM on 2/22/97.
Soft Tip Darts (Played on an electronic auto-scoring dartboard)
Budweiser Purple Division
We have this friend that seems to think he is god's gift to darts, etc. Even though he is only half as good as he says. Anyway, every time we are playing, and he loses, he'll say, "oh, that doesn't count, I was just practicing" But as soon as he wins one(which is rare) he says, "See, I told you, I am THE man." It's great! The guy is nuts, but he TALKS a good game!!