This Darts Excuse submitted by DAVE the "BULLDOG" at 3:40 PM on 5/18/00.
LONG ISLAND, NY
Darts is a drinking game,specifically a beer drinking game. A pint or even two certainly enhances the throw, the concentration and the game. But get a pint over the "curve" and that ton-80 you threw fromthe line turns out to be a three at the board!