This Darts Excuse submitted by Scott Spayde at 10:12 PM on 7/7/00.
Well... It all happened March 21st, 2000... I fell asleep at the whell and crashed into a semi-truck trailer doing 103mph. I survived with only minor injuries considering the shape of the car. A shattered right leg, broken right elbow (throwing arm of course), broken nose ans cheekbone, and 2 broken fingers. I now have a 18" rod... in my leg sickos! And two screws in my throwing arm. I have two 4" scars where my arm actually went through the dash. All I have to do if I throw crappy (40% of the time) is just show my partner or teammates my right arm an dsay "I guess we're all screwed this game" Effectiveness... 100%
Don't believe the excuse? See my car... www.hometown.aol.com/homelesslunatic/mycar.html