This Excuse submitted by Doobie Morphnik at 10:44 AM on 2/11/97.
Steel Point Darts (Thrown at a Bristle Dartboard)
Yulee Mafia Darts Association
While Playing the tie-breaking game of our tournament, I got a little wild with my aiming and hit a young man in the back of the head. All six Of us players were arrested and charged with assault. Luckily, the charges were dropped.