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I can't find my dart game!

This Darts Excuse submitted by audra amos at 9:22 AM on 5/6/03.

Steel-Tip Darts

west penn dart association

mercer county, pennsylvania

this funny excuse was made by my silly husband.
he got burnt out on the game and started chuck-
ing. we went to a blind draw and he REALLY
wanted to throw. some bad habits in throwing
darts are hard to break...and being once a
strong competitor, my husband got frustrated.
But instead of getting upset, he took a
differant approach. He put down his darts,
walked around the room looking under tables,
chairs, stools ....he looked in dart cases
and he even checked his pockets. By this
time most present were eyeing him oddly.
He then explained to us...'I LOST MY DART
GAME; I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER WHERE I PUT
IT. I'D APPRECIATE IT IF ANYONE FINDS IT
THAT THEY PLEASE GIVE IT BACK TO ME.'
It was a good laugh and certainly took
the edge off.

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